Dumsabvontabhuncatceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise gnu.

Dumsabvontabhuncatceb created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsabvontabhuncatceb, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dumsabvontabhuncatceb, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dumsabvontabhuncatceb's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dumsabvontabhuncatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dumsabvontabhuncatceb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Pray towards the east.