Yaksatpan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart weasel.

Yaksatpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaksatpan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yaksatpan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yaksatpan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yaksatpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing magenta shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.