Tinbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered fox.

Tinbin created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tinbin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tinbin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tinbin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Hide if six birds approach from the west.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.