Jamominsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless fly.

Jamominsaf created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamominsaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jamominsaf, it will turn you into a duck.

Jamominsaf's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jamominsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.