Tafqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying cow.

Tafqueeg created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafqueeg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafqueeg, she will not invite you to parties.

Tafqueeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tafqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tafqueeg on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.