Dusspakrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful wasp.

Dusspakrag created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusspakrag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dusspakrag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dusspakrag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dusspakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.