Dusspakrag is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful
wasp.
Dusspakrag created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dusspakrag, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dusspakrag, he will turn you into a sheep.
Dusspakrag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Dusspakrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never write about nucleic acids.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.