Hontagsak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, proud duck.

Hontagsak created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hontagsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hontagsak, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hontagsak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hontagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hontagsak.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never feed onions to mites while wearing purple coats.