Hadvagfad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair zebra.

Hadvagfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hadvagfad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadvagfad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hadvagfad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hadvagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Hadvagfad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.