Hubmiglad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust wolf.

Hubmiglad created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubmiglad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubmiglad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hubmiglad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hubmiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Hubmiglad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.