Gedbotlab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm bee.

Gedbotlab created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbotlab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedbotlab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gedbotlab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gedbotlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Put Gedbotlab first in all things.

4. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.