Midbedsuglaghigfubsom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful weasel.

Midbedsuglaghigfubsom created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Midbedsuglaghigfubsom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midbedsuglaghigfubsom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Midbedsuglaghigfubsom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Midbedsuglaghigfubsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not kill sharks.