Dimnuttbom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful parrot.

Dimnuttbom created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimnuttbom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimnuttbom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dimnuttbom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dimnuttbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.