Didlinhub Bedlagxin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome narwhal.

Didlinhub Bedlagxin created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didlinhub Bedlagxin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Didlinhub Bedlagxin, he will not invite you to parties.

Didlinhub Bedlagxin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Didlinhub Bedlagxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near geese while wearing cyan kilts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Didlinhub Bedlagxin loves ants, so they must be respected.