Waprotpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise snake.

Waprotpang created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Waprotpang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Waprotpang, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Waprotpang's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Waprotpang's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Waprotpang.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Waprotpang must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.