Cadbellhenbun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane penguin.

Cadbellhenbun created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbellhenbun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadbellhenbun, he will not invite you to parties.

Cadbellhenbun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cadbellhenbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.