Stangofwantalrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm gorilla.

Stangofwantalrutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stangofwantalrutt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stangofwantalrutt, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stangofwantalrutt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stangofwantalrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stangofwantalrutt.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.