Voglabtof Flagzimmif is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful owl.

Voglabtof Flagzimmif created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Voglabtof Flagzimmif, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voglabtof Flagzimmif, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Voglabtof Flagzimmif's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Voglabtof Flagzimmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always obey Voglabtof Flagzimmif's priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.