Binafbif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient whale.

Binafbif created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binafbif, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binafbif, he will curse you with boils.

Binafbif's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Binafbif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear orange dresses.