Padsagflag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody turtle.

Padsagflag created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padsagflag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padsagflag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Padsagflag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Padsagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to geese while wearing gray corsets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing purple scarves and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.