Kipcincin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid hummingbird.

Kipcincin created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipcincin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kipcincin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kipcincin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kipcincin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Kipcincin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kipcincin on top of all buildings.