Kondavwit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dugong.

Kondavwit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kondavwit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kondavwit, it will send you a sign.

Kondavwit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kondavwit's Holy Commandments

1. Kondavwit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Worship no other gods but Kondavwit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.