Kondavwit is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
dugong.
Kondavwit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kondavwit, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kondavwit, it will send you a sign.
Kondavwit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Kondavwit's Holy Commandments1. Kondavwit must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never talk about stars.
3. Worship no other gods but Kondavwit.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never think about dwarf planets.