Sandgetmig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited armadillo.

Sandgetmig created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgetmig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandgetmig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sandgetmig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sandgetmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about nebulae.