Pogarfmat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet octopus.

Pogarfmat created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogarfmat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pogarfmat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pogarfmat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pogarfmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Run away from black foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Put Pogarfmat first in all things.