Cedarnsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying gorilla.

Cedarnsaf created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedarnsaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedarnsaf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedarnsaf's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cedarnsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cedarnsaf's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Cedarnsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt snakes.