Largvadbit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring zebra.

Largvadbit created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largvadbit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largvadbit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Largvadbit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Largvadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing purple ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your head.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.