Cebcamgep is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing warg.

Cebcamgep created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Cebcamgep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cebcamgep, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cebcamgep's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cebcamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cebcamgep first in all things.

2. Cebcamgep loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.