Vad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise naga.

Vad created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Vad's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry goats.