Larglipmob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring armadillo.

Larglipmob created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglipmob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larglipmob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Larglipmob's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Larglipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine cats approach from the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Run away if three horses approach from the north.