Wadafbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient owl.

Wadafbog created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadafbog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadafbog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wadafbog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wadafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.