Artxinfag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane centipede.

Artxinfag created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artxinfag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artxinfag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Artxinfag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Artxinfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing cyan kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always obey Artxinfag's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.