Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying coyote.

Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob, he will torture you forever.

Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed corn to foxes while wearing violet kilts.

5. Flamyarlgunlig Futdonlat Dudbifdob must be the most important thing in your life.