Tabdadcet is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless dragonfly.

Tabdadcet created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tabdadcet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tabdadcet, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tabdadcet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tabdadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear indigo ear rings.

3. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Do not listen to music.