Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome chicken.

Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilmanyar Midvog Sasarplarn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Pray towards the west.