Febhatbim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited tortoise.

Febhatbim created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Febhatbim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febhatbim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Febhatbim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Febhatbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about stars.