Citnurcad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering crocodile.

Citnurcad created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnurcad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Citnurcad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Citnurcad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Citnurcad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always obey Citnurcad's priests.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.