Dogmonlib is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical fish.

Dogmonlib created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmonlib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogmonlib, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dogmonlib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dogmonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dogmonlib in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Dogmonlib five times a day.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dogmonlib.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.