Hamdibfot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain shark.

Hamdibfot created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdibfot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hamdibfot, she will turn you into a slug.

Hamdibfot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hamdibfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing blue kilts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near rats while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing three titanium spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing indigo skirts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hamdibfot loves whales, so they must be honoured.