Xemcubvid Misstipdan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless mole.

Xemcubvid Misstipdan created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Xemcubvid Misstipdan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xemcubvid Misstipdan, she will turn you into a frog.

Xemcubvid Misstipdan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xemcubvid Misstipdan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Xemcubvid Misstipdan loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Xemcubvid Misstipdan.