Litpidbap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow sheep.

Litpidbap created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litpidbap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litpidbap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Litpidbap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Litpidbap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Litpidbap first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look in ponds.