Rilarnpin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless newt.

Rilarnpin created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilarnpin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rilarnpin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rilarnpin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rilarnpin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rilarnpin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing magenta corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.