Ciplibpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy troll.

Ciplibpag created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Ciplibpag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciplibpag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ciplibpag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ciplibpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.