Pasfutpigkardidjinsafsab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Pasfutpigkardidjinsafsab created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasfutpigkardidjinsafsab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasfutpigkardidjinsafsab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pasfutpigkardidjinsafsab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pasfutpigkardidjinsafsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Never leap in the presence of shrews.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.