Zedtafbesslapzedfar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest goblin.

Zedtafbesslapzedfar created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zedtafbesslapzedfar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedtafbesslapzedfar, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zedtafbesslapzedfar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zedtafbesslapzedfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.