Ladstanril is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless frog.

Ladstanril created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladstanril, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ladstanril, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ladstanril's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ladstanril's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ladstanril.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.