Rotripnur is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody swan.

Rotripnur created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotripnur, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rotripnur, he will not invite you to parties.

Rotripnur's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rotripnur's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Rotripnur loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Rotripnur on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotripnur.

5. Always pray immersed in water.