Jipyammif is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured crow.

Jipyammif created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipyammif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipyammif, it will turn you into a mole.

Jipyammif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jipyammif's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jipyammif first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.