Latappkik Caphimsand is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying finch.

Latappkik Caphimsand created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latappkik Caphimsand, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latappkik Caphimsand, he will turn you into a snail.

Latappkik Caphimsand's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Latappkik Caphimsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Latappkik Caphimsand in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.