Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome faun.

Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun's Holy Commandments

1. Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near geese while wearing white shorts and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

4. Hide from green mites for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Yikrotwee Hudhenbepgeptun.