Yokladflam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful salamander.

Yokladflam created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokladflam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokladflam, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yokladflam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yokladflam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Put Yokladflam first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokladflam.