Safdondab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome owl.

Safdondab created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdondab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Safdondab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Safdondab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Safdondab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your chest mauve.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.