Tipdutpod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing elephant.

Tipdutpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Tipdutpod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tipdutpod, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tipdutpod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tipdutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing skirts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.