Tipdutpod is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing
elephant.
Tipdutpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.
If you believe in
Tipdutpod, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Tipdutpod, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Tipdutpod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Tipdutpod's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing skirts.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.