Flapmegbot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic dove.

Flapmegbot created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapmegbot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapmegbot, she will destroy your home solar system.

Flapmegbot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flapmegbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing green coats.

4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.