Wotlaglit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective troll.

Wotlaglit created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlaglit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotlaglit, it will turn you into a worm.

Wotlaglit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wotlaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never laugh near grasshopers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never think about black holes.