Kamrotflow is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful sheep.

Kamrotflow created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamrotflow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kamrotflow, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kamrotflow's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kamrotflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.