Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented mink.

Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis, it will turn you into a tree.

Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. You must pray to Vagfebbemfagsabmifyokmis eight times a day.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.