Bepfebfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless coyote.

Bepfebfarn created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfebfarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepfebfarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bepfebfarn's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bepfebfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bepfebfarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bepfebfarn.

5. Never eat bark.