Minhog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic turtle.

Minhog created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minhog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Minhog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Minhog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Minhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing purple shirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Minhog on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.