Mobablib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm centipede.

Mobablib created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobablib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobablib, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mobablib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mobablib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mobablib.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing indigo shorts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.