Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking mink.

Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad's priests.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Ingmishakcibwigrotlagbad loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.