Cabgumhin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident fish.

Cabgumhin created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabgumhin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabgumhin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabgumhin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cabgumhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Retreat if six bats approach from the east.

5. Do not sit in public.