Kiprawhiv Jopfetkem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate fox.

Kiprawhiv Jopfetkem created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiprawhiv Jopfetkem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiprawhiv Jopfetkem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kiprawhiv Jopfetkem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kiprawhiv Jopfetkem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never paint your arms mauve.