Gubfligcumpang is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful walrus.

Gubfligcumpang created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfligcumpang, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubfligcumpang, she will laugh at you.

Gubfligcumpang's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gubfligcumpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gubfligcumpang on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. You must never eat pineapples.