Baghinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing newt.

Baghinbom created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Baghinbom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Baghinbom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Baghinbom's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Baghinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs purple.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing green stockings and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.