Zenrotdon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Zenrotdon created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenrotdon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zenrotdon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zenrotdon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zenrotdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Feed all hungry geese.