Ingbigmap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, pitiless faun.

Ingbigmap created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbigmap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingbigmap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ingbigmap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ingbigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always obey Ingbigmap's priests.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ingbigmap on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not make images of living things.