Ragjapquill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid crow.

Ragjapquill created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjapquill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ragjapquill, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ragjapquill's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ragjapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Ragjapquill on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ragjapquill.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not skip in public.