Badnulljad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful dove.

Badnulljad created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badnulljad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badnulljad, it will turn you into a duck.

Badnulljad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Badnulljad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.