Babdagarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless walrus.

Babdagarm created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babdagarm, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babdagarm, he will manifest in front of you.

Babdagarm's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Babdagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear brown rings.