Gathenbif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong jellyfish.

Gathenbif created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gathenbif, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gathenbif, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gathenbif's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gathenbif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Worship no other gods but Gathenbif.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.