Migspagwodcim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate mongoose.

Migspagwodcim created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migspagwodcim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migspagwodcim, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Migspagwodcim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Migspagwodcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Migspagwodcim on top of all buildings.