Dutlagratdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate camel.

Dutlagratdoss created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutlagratdoss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutlagratdoss, he will make you grow a tail.

Dutlagratdoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dutlagratdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue swans, for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.